Saw this hilarious post over at Shoebox and took it upon myself to translate it into cycling vernacular.
* Seatbag equipped with knitting needles, crochet hook and 3 skeins of yarn
* Helium balloon bouquet tied to seat post in hopes rider's dreams of Italy in June or France in July come true
* Helium balloon bouquet tied to seat post in hopes rider's dreams of Italy in June or France in July come true
* Two words—white tights
* Replace wheels with iridescent hot pink Hula Hoops
* Replace spokes with spinner hubcaps
* Neighborhood dog attached to heel.
* Full-sized boom box on little red American Flyer attached to rear fender and blasting Queen's "Bicycle Race"
* Blackberry plugged into headlight
* Red lace bra in lieu of jersey
* Gingham panniers
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