Ooh, Elsa Blue,
Lives her life from inside of her room,
Hides inside when she sees someone come.
Ooh, Elsa, you're not so dumb.
You liked your life in a germ-free style;
You'll take an inch of TP but you'd love a mile.
There never seems to be quite enough
Floating around, and it's making you gruff.
Ooh, Elsa Blue,
What's the matter, Girl, if you cannot flush?
Your toilet will be filled with mush.
Ooh, Elsa, try not to blush!
Don't try to tell me that you're not aware
Of what you're doing and that you don't care;
You say it's easy, just a natural thing
Like playing music, but you never sing.
Ooh, Elsa Blue,
Making wishes that never come true,
Searching places for TP anew,
Ooh, Elsa Blue, must stock your loo!
Ooh, Elsa Blue,
Lives a dream that can never come true,
Making doo is sad with no tissue;
Ooh, Elsa, it slips through... PU!
Every day, in your indigo eyes,
I watch the sunset, but I don't see it rise.
Moonlight and stars in this new world of ours,
You'd take some TP, but for now it's more showers.
Ooh-hoo-hoo, Elsa Blue,
Lives her life from inside of a room;
Makes you think TP-less is a drag -
Ooh Elsa, no reason to brag!
Ooh, Elsa!
Ooh, Elsa!
Ooh, Elsa!
Ooh, Elsa
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
You may do whatever you'd like with toilet paper covers you make from this pattern, but you may not sell or republish the pattern. Thanks, and enjoy!
Finished Size: 4 inches tall, 5 inches wide
Materials: One skein of sock or fingering yarn, size B crochet hook, clean jumbo roll of TP, if you can find some. Doll, half a doll, or make your own, to stick in center TP tube when done.
Elsa Blue TP Cozy Instructions
Ch 30. Taking care not to twist ch, sl st in starting ch.
Round 1: Ch 2 (counts as 1 dc on this Round and on each succeeding Round), [2 dc in next ch, 1 dc in each of next 4 ch] 6 times, omitting last dc of final repeat, for a total of 36 dc. Sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
Round 2: Ch 2, [2 dc in next ch, 2 dc in each of next 2 ch] 12 times, omitting last dc of final repeat, for a total of 48 dc. Sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
Round 3: Ch 2, [2 dc in next ch, 2 dc in each of next 3 ch] 12 times, omitting last dc of final repeat, for a total of 60 dc. Sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
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Round 4: Ch 2, [2 dc in next ch, 2 dc in each of next 4 ch] 12 times, omitting last dc of final repeat, for a total of 72 dc. Sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
Round 5: Ch 2; working in back loop only, 1 dc in each dc around; sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
Rounds 6-14: Ch 2; 1 dc in each dc around; sl st in 2nd ch of starting ch 2. Turn.
Bind off. Weave in ends.
Finish: Place around clean roll of TP, insert appropriately sized doll or stuffed animal in toilet paper roll. Or use finished project as a messy bun (not to be confused with messy bum) hat.
Adorable! :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Regula!
Deletehaha she better keep that tp within hidden away. Although they had plenty here on the shelf today.
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how lucky you are, Pat! People here have been looking for two weeks and still can't find any.
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